Friday, December 26, 2008

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The official business web has been relocated to www.jeriphoto.com/blog. You can click on the above image to get there.....
This will be a site whereby I can complain to a giant wall without having it topple on me.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

DW interviews nude photographer

Paraody: To satisfy the paparazzi streak in moi, this mock interview has been set up to better understand what goes on in the head of a nude photographer.

DW: Here Mr Kat, we are really glad you took time off your busy schedule to talk to us today!
Mr Kat: The pleasure is all mine!
DW: Really , Mr Kat. You are the most famous photographer ever...... We in Sin city all worship you like a God..... in fact, our producers have given me the golden opportunity to wash your feet..... come...... Sir, please take off your shoes and let us bask in the glory of the soles that have helped produced those beautiful works that beautifies the curves of a woman's body!
Mr Kat: If you insist......

The next 5 mins is censored for senseless bootlicking and sucking up of various forms which are deemed inappropriate for mass media.

DW: So Mr Kat, How and why do you start shooting women in the nude?
Mr Kat: Well, the woman's body is a piece of art to be appreciated visually and photography remembers every curve for eternity..... not to mention how obedient they can be when you point out to them how serious it can be if the photos end up in the WRONG hands.......
DW: That is so MORALISTIC of you !
Mr Kat: Someone has to do the DIRTY work you know....... ahhhh..... nude photography is the highest form of art...... as a photographer.... you have to teach them all the POSITIONS..... errrr.... I mean poses so that it looks artistic!
DW: Whoa, where do you draw your inspiration from?
Mr Kat: From Overseas of course, they are so advanced in the art of PORNOGRAPHY, errr...I mean Photography!
DW: Mr Kat, we have heard rumors about you sleeping with your models.....
Mr Kat: That's nonsense! I do not sleep with models ! I am not a 60 year old man you know...... I am young and energetic..... don't anyhow write arr.... I repeat that I do not sleep with my models.
DW: Spoken like a true professional ! What advise do you have for the budding nude photographers out there? Some tips perhaps?
Mr Kat: It is never gonna be easy. The models are shy. You have to break the ice.... you have to make sure they are comfortable with your BODY.... I mean presence...... than you can take every natural and artistic fotos.
DW: That is SO enlightening! I am sure all the photographers in Sin City will benefit from your advise. T"hanks for sharing and see you next time on that 5 mintue show.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Do U know that I Love U?

Dear Aver,
3rd November 2007! Another day to remember......
The Ever vocal Pussy Cat decides to make her presence felt and voice her opinions about the value of photography as a medium of expression. The replies came like a wave and after awhile, you were fighting a lone war...... that was when you caught my attention..... I was saying to myself : Here is one Gutsy gal who really have brains and beauty.
You are the feisty little chilli padi and I was the laid back wannabe photographer with a dream.....a dream that I tuck away in the furtherest regions of my mind.... not even daring to fish out for the occasional viewing......
We chatted online...poking fun of the others while exchanging our over the top ideas..... I see a wonderfully talented girl with an equally beautiful mind...... I was intimidated to say the least..... to the point , I even toyed with the idea of calling off the shoot last minute. It was an impromptu suggestion..... and we just meet! How Random are these 2 crazy souls!!!
I arrived 15 minutes early and waited patiently outside. Wearing a black shirt and a jacket.... not the right attire for Sunny Island Singapore..... You breezed into my life in a black long flowing evening gown like attire..... I was stunned!!! Mesmerised by your beauty..... butterflies in the stomach? sounds like the entire garden flying around.... include the bees, dragonflies,birds and ladybugs!
We made our way towards our shoot location.That gothic building in Bugis. Office Building was what we found out and we were only allowed to shoot outside and not hang around at all inside....
I started to teach you how to pose.... there was standing poses....sitting poses and for the first time, you saw me shoot while lying on the floor..... I WAS NOT TRYING TO UPSKIRT YOU!!!!
All of a sudden, it started to rain...... heavily!!! We had no choice but to relocate.... you suggested Clarke Quay and off we go .... half drenched in the rain..... It was pouring ..... thus we had no choice but to sit down and wait at the HongKong Cafeteria in Centeral. We talked and talked....shared alot about ourselves..... and at the end of it..... I knew I was in trouble....... I had fallen for you!!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Here lies buried Harry Soh

It is with the heaviest of hearts than we are gathered here today to witness the burial of Harry Soh.
Here under our feet lies his meekness, his weakness,his low self esteem,his lack of courage,his hesistance,his failure to do what his heart tells him so,his reasons and excuses,his fear of failure,his frustration about how unfair the world,his anger at being bullied into submission,his lack of guts to speak up for his own rights, his inability to tap into his own personal pool of abilities to manifest positive things in life and his lack of ability to believe that anything is possible.....

Here lies buried the cold,limp body of someone we all hold so dear..... let us all pay our last respects to this soul.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Zombies Alive!!!

Been trying very hard in recent weeks to be motivated in thou's day job. This is incredibly frustrating. When you have finally decided to pursue your dream and do the impossible...... the 1 month notification period is a killer..... everyday, I had to drag my feet to work. Maybe this job is burning my passion away....sucking my energy dry like a psyhic vampire....argghhhh.... the pain and anguish..... it is a repetitive cycle of endless screaming...... when you are in a room with 40 screaming kids for at least 5 hours a day...you tend to lose your sanity very quickly. Even a teacher has advised not to step into the teaching profession. It was good when the benefits were at its peak but there is not much consolation. So much for being a civil servants these days....... Waiting for the start to a new life....... I shall be there.... I shall be the best!!!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Frustration

I am getting rather frustrated at the recent turn of events.

Things have been rather positive on the photography front. Getting deals and loads of enquiries. Even had people smsing me saying they love my works. That is flattering but I really hope to get even better. It is no longer enough to just shoot for fun ...... it is becoming my career....... an obsession to live,eat and breathe the business....... I want to become the best there ever can be. I was a perfectionist when I was a kid,always striving to eliminate all the flaws in my work.That was untill I saw a comic strip that told me that was there was no such things as perfection. I was just happy to laze and chill out after that. What is there to fight for if you cannot be perfect.... my downfall that might have been.

I still hope to become the very best in my trade thou. I am so madly in love with photography that I treat it as an art form.It is the only thing I wake up in the morning looking forward to....... well that and my Dearest Aver of course.......

She is the love of my life. I really cannot see what I would be like if not for her. Despite my shortcomings and insecurities, she has been more than accomodating. Not to mention my mood swings....... My Venus..... my Goddess of Love........

Have just quited my day job recently to go full swing into Photography.The 1 month notice period is a killer. When you have no intention of advancing yourself, staying in a dead end job will be just for the pay-check but when you are on your way out towards something you have always wanted to do...... it gets extremely labourous. Every single minute becomes a chore. Time ticks by ever so slowly with your heart and mind in another place. Argghh... you would wish things can end so you can move on.

I want to be the best in the industry. I want to be the man Aver can depend on for the rest of her life. I want to shower her with care and concern, gifts and time.

Before her,I was lost...... she discovered my gifts and talents and made me believe in myself.

I am moving bravely forward and my dreams I should advance towards. In the meantime, the frustrations continues..... tick tock...tick tock....tick tock.......

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Escape

Escaping the hyper real world that surronds us,

What we perceive to be important and essential ,

Might not even have a significance in the bigger scope of things.

A day job while we pursue our interests……

A hobby we named them are all but excuses and safety nets.

Time to get rid of the Clutter and venture forward,

Without even looking back…… holding you dearly in my hands……

I know I will never be alone…… Loving you ,my dear Aver.


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Monday, July 28, 2008

Kitty Cat Boxing


You can also visit her website for more....
www.averral.com/blog

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Spiritual Awakening



Angelite
Angelite is believed to be helpful in telepathic communication. If two people wished to be connected in that way while they were physically apart they could each carry pieces of angelite. (This connection would be even deeper if the stones were programmed for that purpose.)

As its name suggests it also helps in communication with angels. In addition, you can use it to connect with your animal spirit guides.

Angelite is also one of the light-blue stones associated with the healing of anger. When we think of anger as a disconnection from others it makes sense that a communication stone would help to heal relationships not only with others, but also with oneself.

This is especially true during those days when everything goes wrong. Some people blame others some blame themselves; in either case angelite helps to bring us back into inner and outer harmony, reuniting us with our sense of the Oneness of all life.

Several sources state that this crystal is useful for out-of-body travel. I haven't used it for this purpose, but I suggest for those who are considering astral journeys that they have a piece of hematite nearby for landing gear. Angelite is also recommended for those who have frequent flying dreams.

My experience with angelite is that this recently-discovered (1987) stone has come into being to help us to discover our own innate appreciation of the harmony among all living beings (physical and non-physical) and to powerfully and lovingly communicate that appreciation for others.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Life's numbers

http://www.lifepathnumber.com/en/

Life number: 1 ( independance )

Life Path:
The Life Path 1 drive in this life is characterized by individualist desires, independence, and the need for personal attainment. The purpose to be fulfilled on this Life Path is that of becoming independent. This is a two part learning process; first, you must learn to stand on your own two feet and learn not to depend on others. After you are indeed free and independent, you must learn to be a leader. Many of our Generals, corporate leaders, and political leaders are men and women having the Life Path number 1. The 1 always has the potential for greatness as a leader, but they may fail as a follower. Many 1's spend most of their lives shaking off their dependent side. When this happens, there is little time left for enjoying the rewards to be gained through independence. The individual with Life Path 1 has to overcome an environment in which it is very easy to be dependent, and difficult to be independent.
Positive traits:
A person with positive 1 traits abounds in creative inspiration, and possesses the enthusiasm and drive to accomplish a great deal. Your drive and potential for action comes directly from the enormous depth of strength you have. This is both the physical and inner varieties of strength. With this strength comes utter determination and the capability to lead. As a natural leader you have a flair for taking charge of any situation. Highly original, you may have talents as an inventor or innovator of some sort. In any work that you choose, your independent attitude can show through. You have very strong personal needs and desires, and you feel it is always necessary to follow your own convictions. You are ambitious, and either understand or must learn the need for aggressive action to promote yourself. Although you may hide the fact for social reasons, you are highly self-centered and demand to have your way in most circumstances.
Negative traitsWhen the 1 Life Path person is not fully developed and expressing the negative side of this number, the demeanor may appear very dependent rather than independent. If you are expressing this negative trait of the number 1, you are likely to be very dissatisfied with your circumstances, and long for self-sufficiency. This is defined as the weak or dependent side of the negative 1 Life Path. On the strong side of this negative curve, the 1 energy can become too self-serving, selfish and egotistical. Over-confidence and impatience mark this individual.

Monday, July 14, 2008

'World's oldest blogger' dies in Australia

Olive Riley "passed away peacefully on July 12 and will be mourned by thousands of Internet friends and hundreds of descendants and other relatives," a note on her website said.

The Australian woman described as the world's oldest Internet blogger has died at the age of 108 after posting a final message about singing "a happy song" in her nursing home.

Riley's blog, initially on www.allaboutolive.com.au and more recently at http://worldsoldestblogger.blogspot.com, was "mind-blowing to her," her great grandson Darren Stone said.

"She had people communicating with her from as far away as Russia and America on a continual basis, not just once in a while," he told the national AAP news agency.

"She enjoyed the notoriety -- it kept her mind fresh."

Friday, June 6, 2008

Burning Bridges......

I demolish my bridges behind me...then there is no choice but to move forward.
Firdtjof Nansen

Men fail out of fear of failure. Those who are successful are not fearless but are those who fear failure so much, they have learnt to overcome them.

The Desire to become great....

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.
- Napoleon Hill

Every person who wins in any undertaking must be willing to cut all sources of retreat. Only by doing so can one be sure of maintaining that state of mind known as a burning desire to win -- essential to success.
- Napoleon Hill

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Angela





Did a short shoot with Cute little Angela last Sunday... some of e shoots... too bad we had to cut short cos of the hot weather....

Monday, June 2, 2008

The New AD Splash Page?

Making A Splash in Life!





So what kind of waves do you make?
Abstract Digital Media by Jeri Soh aka yours truely....

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Bux.to

Just joined a PTC site recently..... for those who do not know what it means...it is a paid to clicksite which pays you money to click on their ads and stay on it for 30 seconds......

There has been some talk that it is a scam as some recieve their payments very very late but it might just be an investment worth look into.

What happens is you can either be a standard member or a premiere member.....
As a standard member, you get paid 1 cent for every ad that you click. and you can click around 10 ad a day..... 10 cents? not much but this is where Preimere membership comes in. You get 1.25 cents instead and you can buy referals..... and what they click.... you will be credited as well......so if you get 100 referals and they click an average of 10 ads aday..... you earn 10 bucks a day...... n overtime it accumulates.... n if u throw more money in....of course e amount snowballs.

you can check out the site here: www.bux.to and if you like it, you can use my nameas referal. Jerisoh <---- my acc name! Better let it go to someone you know than let it go to waste huh.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Solar Powered I-Phone!!!


May 30th 2008.
Apple files a new patent for the technology which would enable a layer of solar cells to be inserted under a touch sensitive screen of the sort used in I-Phones.

It was only about a week or so ago when my dearest Aver was contemplating getting an I-Phone as the pictures she took with her handphone was not Mac Compatible. Now Apple is coming up with this new technology which will change the entire mobile apparatus industry. Expected to follow suit will be MP3 players and even Laptops. It is not only ECO friendly. It allows the user to skip the hassle of having to charge the phone ever. Unless Apocolaypse descends on us in the form of a giant smoke cloud that threatens to kill all mankind which is possible only if all the Volcanos on earth erupts on the same time..... but that is technically impossible...... but than again if that happens...... who will need handphones anyway?

The updated iPhone comes with a faster internet connection, GPS, video conferencing and the ability to charge its own battery using solar power.

I think I am falling in love with the I-Phone too..... you gotta say my lady here has good taste... the interface is gorgeous with stunning colours and the design is slick and irresistable. The Mac platform is so visually stunning that you will be just blown away........ Drats.... Aver have just brainwashed me into become an apple addict.....

How a REAL apple looks like.....

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

1Gbps by 2015 !

Technology can be a scary thing. Some people on earth do not even know what a Computer looks like and yet we are gearing outselves up for a Technological Reveloution over the next few years.

For those who are sitting on front of their computers enjoying their 100mbps access...... Don't even be contented with that...... Singapore is intending to get its entire infrastructure up and going so it can support 1Gbps by 2015. That is 10 times what you are enjoying now..... for those with Singtel jamming away at 10mbps..... that is going to be 100 times faster........

Singapore is going Mach 5 in the competition to be a IT hub.

One of the groups bidding for the project, called OpenNet, promises to complete the work by 2010, just two years from now.For those who are wondering what the hype is about...... Well....... a full length movie can be downloaded in mintues instead of days..... of course that is provided your computer is capable of withstanding and supporting it. The technology is already deployed in Japan, Hong Kong and the US...... So we are like living with the Dinosaurs compared to them........

Fibre Optics is the way to go and Starhub has already started to use the technology althou Singnet has followed suit. The traditional line however will not become obsolete as Singtel has stated that some of its consumers might prefer to maintain the cable system while using fibre optics for calls.

Overall, better deal for IT nerds like me...... 2015...... I can't wait......

Thursday, May 22, 2008

CONflicted







Posters from the 1970s.......
From a baby born every 11 mintues and the fear of being over populated and not having enough jobs to support the nation...... how far have we all come.....

The Gahmen is now encouraging its people to have more sex and produce more offspring while getting in loads of foreign talents. Wonder how indecisive they can get.....

2 is enough..... wait to have the second..... Take ur time to say yes.....

Due to an ageing population, we have no choice but to overturn that policy.... Desperate times.......

Refernced from http://timesofmylife.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/from-2-is-enough-to-3-or-more/