DW interviews nude photographer

Paraody: To satisfy the paparazzi streak in moi, this mock interview has been set up to better understand what goes on in the head of a nude photographer.

DW: Here Mr Kat, we are really glad you took time off your busy schedule to talk to us today!
Mr Kat: The pleasure is all mine!
DW: Really , Mr Kat. You are the most famous photographer ever...... We in Sin city all worship you like a God..... in fact, our producers have given me the golden opportunity to wash your feet..... come...... Sir, please take off your shoes and let us bask in the glory of the soles that have helped produced those beautiful works that beautifies the curves of a woman's body!
Mr Kat: If you insist......

The next 5 mins is censored for senseless bootlicking and sucking up of various forms which are deemed inappropriate for mass media.

DW: So Mr Kat, How and why do you start shooting women in the nude?
Mr Kat: Well, the woman's body is a piece of art to be appreciated visually and photography remembers every curve for eternity..... not to mention how obedient they can be when you point out to them how serious it can be if the photos end up in the WRONG hands.......
DW: That is so MORALISTIC of you !
Mr Kat: Someone has to do the DIRTY work you know....... ahhhh..... nude photography is the highest form of art...... as a photographer.... you have to teach them all the POSITIONS..... errrr.... I mean poses so that it looks artistic!
DW: Whoa, where do you draw your inspiration from?
Mr Kat: From Overseas of course, they are so advanced in the art of PORNOGRAPHY, errr...I mean Photography!
DW: Mr Kat, we have heard rumors about you sleeping with your models.....
Mr Kat: That's nonsense! I do not sleep with models ! I am not a 60 year old man you know...... I am young and energetic..... don't anyhow write arr.... I repeat that I do not sleep with my models.
DW: Spoken like a true professional ! What advise do you have for the budding nude photographers out there? Some tips perhaps?
Mr Kat: It is never gonna be easy. The models are shy. You have to break the ice.... you have to make sure they are comfortable with your BODY.... I mean presence...... than you can take every natural and artistic fotos.
DW: That is SO enlightening! I am sure all the photographers in Sin City will benefit from your advise. T"hanks for sharing and see you next time on that 5 mintue show.