Paraody: To satisfy the paparazzi streak in moi, this mock interview has been set up to better understand what goes on in the head of a nude photographer.
DW: Here Mr Kat, we are really glad you took time off your busy schedule to talk to us today!
Mr Kat: The pleasure is all mine!
DW: Really , Mr Kat. You are the most famous photographer ever...... We in Sin city all worship you like a God..... in fact, our producers have given me the golden opportunity to wash your feet..... come...... Sir, please take off your shoes and let us bask in the glory of the soles that have helped produced those beautiful works that beautifies the curves of a woman's body!
Mr Kat: If you insist......
The next 5 mins is censored for senseless bootlicking and sucking up of various forms which are deemed inappropriate for mass media.
DW: So Mr Kat, How and why do you start shooting women in the nude?
Mr Kat: Well, the woman's body is a piece of art to be appreciated visually and photography remembers every curve for eternity..... not to mention how obedient they can be when you point out to them how serious it can be if the photos end up in the WRONG hands.......
DW: That is so MORALISTIC of you !
Mr Kat: Someone has to do the DIRTY work you know....... ahhhh..... nude photography is the highest form of art...... as a photographer.... you have to teach them all the POSITIONS..... errrr.... I mean poses so that it looks artistic!
DW: Whoa, where do you draw your inspiration from?
Mr Kat: From Overseas of course, they are so advanced in the art of PORNOGRAPHY, errr...I mean Photography!
DW: Mr Kat, we have heard rumors about you sleeping with your models.....
Mr Kat: That's nonsense! I do not sleep with models ! I am not a 60 year old man you know...... I am young and energetic..... don't anyhow write arr.... I repeat that I do not sleep with my models.
DW: Spoken like a true professional ! What advise do you have for the budding nude photographers out there? Some tips perhaps?
Mr Kat: It is never gonna be easy. The models are shy. You have to break the ice.... you have to make sure they are comfortable with your BODY.... I mean presence...... than you can take every natural and artistic fotos.
DW: That is SO enlightening! I am sure all the photographers in Sin City will benefit from your advise. T"hanks for sharing and see you next time on that 5 mintue show.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Do U know that I Love U?
Dear Aver,
3rd November 2007! Another day to remember......
The Ever vocal Pussy Cat decides to make her presence felt and voice her opinions about the value of photography as a medium of expression. The replies came like a wave and after awhile, you were fighting a lone war...... that was when you caught my attention..... I was saying to myself : Here is one Gutsy gal who really have brains and beauty.
You are the feisty little chilli padi and I was the laid back wannabe photographer with a dream.....a dream that I tuck away in the furtherest regions of my mind.... not even daring to fish out for the occasional viewing......
We chatted online...poking fun of the others while exchanging our over the top ideas..... I see a wonderfully talented girl with an equally beautiful mind...... I was intimidated to say the least..... to the point , I even toyed with the idea of calling off the shoot last minute. It was an impromptu suggestion..... and we just meet! How Random are these 2 crazy souls!!!
I arrived 15 minutes early and waited patiently outside. Wearing a black shirt and a jacket.... not the right attire for Sunny Island Singapore..... You breezed into my life in a black long flowing evening gown like attire..... I was stunned!!! Mesmerised by your beauty..... butterflies in the stomach? sounds like the entire garden flying around.... include the bees, dragonflies,birds and ladybugs!
We made our way towards our shoot location.That gothic building in Bugis. Office Building was what we found out and we were only allowed to shoot outside and not hang around at all inside....
I started to teach you how to pose.... there was standing poses....sitting poses and for the first time, you saw me shoot while lying on the floor..... I WAS NOT TRYING TO UPSKIRT YOU!!!!
All of a sudden, it started to rain...... heavily!!! We had no choice but to relocate.... you suggested Clarke Quay and off we go .... half drenched in the rain..... It was pouring ..... thus we had no choice but to sit down and wait at the HongKong Cafeteria in Centeral. We talked and talked....shared alot about ourselves..... and at the end of it..... I knew I was in trouble....... I had fallen for you!!!
3rd November 2007! Another day to remember......
The Ever vocal Pussy Cat decides to make her presence felt and voice her opinions about the value of photography as a medium of expression. The replies came like a wave and after awhile, you were fighting a lone war...... that was when you caught my attention..... I was saying to myself : Here is one Gutsy gal who really have brains and beauty.
You are the feisty little chilli padi and I was the laid back wannabe photographer with a dream.....a dream that I tuck away in the furtherest regions of my mind.... not even daring to fish out for the occasional viewing......
We chatted online...poking fun of the others while exchanging our over the top ideas..... I see a wonderfully talented girl with an equally beautiful mind...... I was intimidated to say the least..... to the point , I even toyed with the idea of calling off the shoot last minute. It was an impromptu suggestion..... and we just meet! How Random are these 2 crazy souls!!!
I arrived 15 minutes early and waited patiently outside. Wearing a black shirt and a jacket.... not the right attire for Sunny Island Singapore..... You breezed into my life in a black long flowing evening gown like attire..... I was stunned!!! Mesmerised by your beauty..... butterflies in the stomach? sounds like the entire garden flying around.... include the bees, dragonflies,birds and ladybugs!
We made our way towards our shoot location.That gothic building in Bugis. Office Building was what we found out and we were only allowed to shoot outside and not hang around at all inside....
I started to teach you how to pose.... there was standing poses....sitting poses and for the first time, you saw me shoot while lying on the floor..... I WAS NOT TRYING TO UPSKIRT YOU!!!!
All of a sudden, it started to rain...... heavily!!! We had no choice but to relocate.... you suggested Clarke Quay and off we go .... half drenched in the rain..... It was pouring ..... thus we had no choice but to sit down and wait at the HongKong Cafeteria in Centeral. We talked and talked....shared alot about ourselves..... and at the end of it..... I knew I was in trouble....... I had fallen for you!!!
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